TWO CENT LAWSUIT

EXPORT, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania judge has ordered Wal-Mart to pay up for overpricing sausages by two cents. (more…)

Meet The Big Kahuna Donut Burger

SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) — Fairgoers in Syracuse, N.Y., will be able to buy themselves a burger and a doughnut. Together. (more…)

“Eat Your Peas” Comment Good For Industry

SALEM, Ore. (AP) — Pea growers don’t have a beef with President Barack Obama. (more…)

Dumb Burglar Gets Caught Because of His Smartphone

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. (AP) — According to a Northern California prosecutor, Jason Scott Davis falls into the “dumb crook category.” (more…)

IT’S WATERMELON SEASON

SHREVEPORT, La. (AP) — There’s nothing like a slice of cool, juicy, red watermelon on a hot summer day. (more…)